It's really really hard to read this shirt without singing the song in your head. But if you succeeded at just reading it regularly, you probably sounded extremely boring. And that's not allowed at the party. So put this on and don't ever forget, it's always the right time for shots. Unless you're drunk and have to drive home. In that case your shirt should display an Uber location pin.
100% cotton knit
Wash medium cold or warm with like colors. Do not bleach.